you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
- my friend: i met a guy
- me: i just started a new tv show
